小時候在「我的志向」作文中理直氣壯寫下「家庭主婦」卻換來一陣毒打的蘿瑞娜，20年後在瑞典完成了她的偉大志向。
這裡記錄了蘿瑞娜養小孩、窩廚房、帶著小孩趴趴走的點點滴滴

<?php

$GLOBALS['google']['ad_type']='text_image';
$GLOBALS['google']['channel']='';
$GLOBALS['google']['client']='pub-7931184966304804';
$GLOBALS['google']['color_border']='6699CC';
$GLOBALS['google']['color_bg']='003366';
$GLOBALS['google']['color_link']='FFFFFF';
$GLOBALS['google']['color_text']='AECCEB';
$GLOBALS['google']['color_url']='AECCEB';
$GLOBALS['google']['format']='mobile_double';
$GLOBALS['google']['https']=$_SERVER['HTTPS'];
$GLOBALS['google']['host']=$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'];
$GLOBALS['google']['ip']=$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
$GLOBALS['google']['markup']='xhtml';
$GLOBALS['google']['oe']='utf8';
$GLOBALS['google']['output']='xhtml';
$GLOBALS['google']['ref']=$_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'];
$GLOBALS['google']['url']=$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] . $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'];
$GLOBALS['google']['useragent']=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
$google_dt = time();
google_set_screen_res();
google_set_dcmguid();

function google_append_url(&$url, $param, $value) {
$url .= '&' . $param . '=' . urlencode($value);
}

function google_append_globals(&$url, $param) {
google_append_url($url, $param, $GLOBALS['google'][$param]);
}

function google_append_color(&$url, $param) {
global $google_dt;
$color_array = split(',', $GLOBALS['google'][$param]);
google_append_url($url, $param,
$color_array[$google_dt % sizeof($color_array)]);
}

function google_set_screen_res() {
$screen_res = $_SERVER['HTTP_UA_PIXELS'];
$delimiter = 'x';
if ($screen_res == '') {
$screen_res = $_SERVER['HTTP_X_UP_DEVCAP_SCREENPIXELS'];
$delimiter = ',';
}
$res_array = explode($delimiter, $screen_res);
if (sizeof($res_array) == 2) {
$GLOBALS['google']['u_w'] = $res_array[0];
$GLOBALS['google']['u_h'] = $res_array[1];
}
}

function google_set_dcmguid() {
$dcmguid = $_SERVER['HTTP_X_DCMGUID'];
if ($dcmguid != '') {
$GLOBALS['google']['dcmguid'] = $dcmguid;
}
}

function google_get_ad_url() {
$google_ad_url = 'http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/ads?';
$google_scheme = ($GLOBALS['google']['https'] == 'on')
? 'https://' : 'http://';
foreach ($GLOBALS['google'] as $param => $value) {
if ($param == 'client') {
google_append_url($google_ad_url, $param,
'ca-mb-' . $GLOBALS['google'][$param]);
} else if (strpos($param, 'color_') === 0) {
google_append_color($google_ad_url, $param);
} else if ((strpos($param, 'host') === 0)
|| (strpos($param, 'url') === 0)) {
google_append_url($google_ad_url, $param,
$google_scheme . $GLOBALS['google'][$param]);
} else {
google_append_globals($google_ad_url, $param);
}
}
google_append_url($google_ad_url, 'dt',
round(1000 * array_sum(explode(' ', microtime()))));
return $google_ad_url;
}

$google_ad_handle = @fopen(google_get_ad_url(), 'r');
if ($google_ad_handle) {
while (!feof($google_ad_handle)) {
echo fread($google_ad_handle, 8192);
}
fclose($google_ad_handle);
}

?>